people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people


names are so weird it’s like what noise should i make to get your attention



i dont need a date i need cash

its my money, and i need it now.


nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order


If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.

(Source: stayproud-littleowl)

"For almost 18 years you’re taught to sit down, shut up, and raise your hand. Then you have to decide what you’re going to do for the rest of your life."

Lavon Curtis (via n-xi)

(Source: spiritualseeker)

"A flower does not think of competing to the flower next to it. It just blooms."

from Zen Shin Talks  (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: serymn)

"One day we’ll be holding hands instead of grudges.
We’ll eliminate our territorial circuits and know what love is."

Eyedea (via confessionsofmsmodest)